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Imagine how much bigger the tree would be if America was still allowed to celebrate Christmas…
– Sean Raftery, on the Rockefeller Center tree -
Sean: I’m drinking with my friends!
me: enjoy your appletinis!
Sean: ITS WHIPPED CREAM VODKA AND DRAGONBERRGY BICARDI THANK YOU.
me: oh my…
Sean: It’s delicious.
me: oh you weren’t joking?
Sean: No.
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This pan pizza was a little too personal for me.
– Sean Raftery -
Yup, yup…the heads of our penises are touching.
– Sean Raftery -
my birthday is now over and the only girl ive seen nude is the porn i watched earlier today
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did i turn 20 or 7?Sean Raftery
(Ladies of the world why did you fail Sean on his birthday)?
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(to a hypothetical girl)
– Sean Raftery
Balls in your court. Literally, I’m about to go balls-deep in your court. -
if i stopped for every ugly/fat girl that flirts with me
– Sean Raftery (via facebook chat)
id probably already have herpes -
I put the fun in functional economics.
– Sean Raftery -
Yeah, that’s a grilled and fried chicken sandwich Sean ate from Wendy’s.
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This is my problem- I flirt with lesbians.
– Sean Raftery
